Living with yourself.

Dante:...
YES ... I admit it .. I sometimes talk to myself.
This morning I had an argument with myself.
I'm not talking to myself anymore.

Sidney:...Well buy yourself a nice pastry to make up. You'll be speaking to yourself again in no time
...take yourself out to dinner. Have a nice talk about all your good points. You'll "both" be fine in no time. ...I'm not kidding. Life is complicated, and living with yourself is even more so.